1 00:00:02,335 --> 00:00:03,813 All right, move it, let's go! Come on, you! 2 00:00:03,837 --> 00:00:06,837 In there. Come on. Move it, move it! In that seat! 3 00:00:08,642 --> 00:00:10,486 Now, take Hal Floyd, the barber back home 4 00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:12,360 who used to cut my hair, 5 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:14,373 what he done was he'd leave it a little long in the back, 6 00:00:14,397 --> 00:00:15,942 then he'd cut off the sideburns here, 7 00:00:15,966 --> 00:00:18,150 about, oh, say even with the ear hole. 8 00:00:18,219 --> 00:00:20,063 Then he'd trim a little bit off the top 9 00:00:20,087 --> 00:00:21,586 and rub in some pomade 10 00:00:21,655 --> 00:00:22,895 and part it on the side 11 00:00:22,923 --> 00:00:25,023 and make a little rabbit ridge up here in front. 12 00:00:25,092 --> 00:00:27,042 Then he'd comb it wet. Okay? 13 00:01:11,739 --> 00:01:13,539 Well, it ain't exactly like Floyd, 14 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:15,485 the barber back home, would have done it, 15 00:01:15,509 --> 00:01:18,270 but after all, it's just your first time. 16 00:01:30,324 --> 00:01:33,258 Gomer Pyle - USMC. 17 00:01:34,728 --> 00:01:37,262 Starring Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle. 18 00:01:39,399 --> 00:01:42,400 Also starring Frank Sutton as Sergeant Carter. 19 00:01:52,863 --> 00:01:56,164 I am your senior drill instructor! 20 00:01:56,233 --> 00:01:59,067 I will watch over you every minute 21 00:01:59,136 --> 00:02:02,370 of every day of your boot camp training! 22 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:08,660 I will tell you when to eat, when to sleep, 23 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:12,798 when to get up, when to shower, 24 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:15,067 and when to dress! 25 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,835 He's gonna spoil us, doin' all that for us. 26 00:02:17,904 --> 00:02:19,849 Did I hear somebody talkin'? You're at attention. 27 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:21,984 You don't move, you don't talk! 28 00:02:22,008 --> 00:02:23,586 When you do speak, the first word to come 29 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:25,655 out of your mouth will be "Sir"! 30 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:26,945 Is that clear? 31 00:02:27,013 --> 00:02:28,713 Yes, sir. What? 32 00:02:28,782 --> 00:02:29,898 Yes, sir! 33 00:02:29,966 --> 00:02:32,333 I can't hear you! 34 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:34,169 Yes, sir! 35 00:02:34,771 --> 00:02:37,389 Now... 36 00:02:37,457 --> 00:02:39,635 Something funny, Private? Something funny about all this? 37 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:41,738 Suppose you tell us what's so funny, huh? 38 00:02:41,762 --> 00:02:43,795 Well, sir, when we all hollered real loud 39 00:02:43,864 --> 00:02:45,163 like you wanted us to, 40 00:02:45,232 --> 00:02:46,642 the feller behind me hollered in my ear, 41 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:48,833 and it tickled and made me grin. 42 00:02:48,903 --> 00:02:51,314 I imagine the same thing happened to the feller in front of me. 43 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:53,149 Did you grin when I hollered in your ear? 44 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:55,740 Knock it off! 45 00:02:55,809 --> 00:02:58,210 So, you think this is funny, do you, Private? 46 00:02:59,079 --> 00:03:00,412 What's your name? 47 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:02,414 Gomer Pyle, sir. 48 00:03:02,482 --> 00:03:05,517 All right, Pyle. 49 00:03:05,585 --> 00:03:09,321 I'm gonna be watchin' you real close. 50 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:12,925 Do you hear me good? 51 00:03:12,993 --> 00:03:15,872 You're doin' it again! Wipe that smile off your face! 52 00:03:15,896 --> 00:03:17,473 You're doin' the same thing he did. 53 00:03:17,497 --> 00:03:19,597 Hollered in my ear and it made me grin. 54 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:22,000 Knock it off! 55 00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:23,935 All right. 56 00:03:25,305 --> 00:03:27,739 Now, you people listen up! 57 00:03:27,808 --> 00:03:32,443 I have had three Honor Platoons in a row! 58 00:03:32,512 --> 00:03:34,445 Do you hear me? 59 00:03:34,514 --> 00:03:37,315 Three Honor Platoons! 60 00:03:37,383 --> 00:03:41,620 And I am going to get a fourth! 61 00:03:41,688 --> 00:03:45,189 And who is going to help me to get it? 62 00:03:45,258 --> 00:03:46,491 We are, sir. 63 00:03:46,559 --> 00:03:47,692 What? 64 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:51,896 We are, sir! I can't hear you! 65 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:54,198 We are, sir! 66 00:03:54,267 --> 00:03:58,302 And now we will begin by learning how to drill! 67 00:04:00,007 --> 00:04:03,308 Left! Hut! 68 00:04:03,377 --> 00:04:05,944 Dress it! Right! 69 00:04:06,013 --> 00:04:08,480 All right, come on! Dress it up, dress it up! 70 00:04:09,183 --> 00:04:10,782 Ready! Hut! 71 00:04:12,903 --> 00:04:15,703 We will do a little drilling in place! 72 00:04:15,773 --> 00:04:19,174 I will count cadence, you will listen! 73 00:04:19,777 --> 00:04:23,011 Hut! And! 74 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:26,748 Hut! Hut! And left! And left! 75 00:04:26,817 --> 00:04:29,251 Hut, hut! And left! 76 00:04:30,888 --> 00:04:33,721 Left and left and left! 77 00:04:33,791 --> 00:04:36,271 Hut, hut! And left! 78 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:42,947 Left and left! Hut, hut! A... Set! Halt! 79 00:04:46,586 --> 00:04:49,620 What's funny, Pyle? What's funny this time, huh? 80 00:04:49,690 --> 00:04:51,756 How do you do that? 81 00:04:51,825 --> 00:04:53,770 Huh? How do you do that with your voice? 82 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:56,127 That's good. It's real good. 83 00:04:56,196 --> 00:04:57,595 What? 84 00:04:57,664 --> 00:05:00,098 That there cadence countin'. It's real good. 85 00:05:02,035 --> 00:05:03,868 Oh, you really think so, huh? 86 00:05:03,937 --> 00:05:07,216 I mean it. You ought to sing in your church choir, if you don't already. 87 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,207 You like my voice, do you? 88 00:05:09,275 --> 00:05:11,187 Yes, sir, I really do. 89 00:05:11,211 --> 00:05:12,911 Well, since you like it so much, 90 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:15,424 I'll let you hear it some more. Good. 91 00:05:15,448 --> 00:05:18,083 While you do about 50 push-ups. 92 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:21,336 Sir? Push-ups! Come on, Pyle, hit the deck! 93 00:05:22,639 --> 00:05:24,972 Ready? Exercise! 94 00:05:25,041 --> 00:05:27,409 And up! And up! 95 00:05:27,477 --> 00:05:29,444 And up! And up! 96 00:05:29,513 --> 00:05:30,956 That's good. That's real good. 97 00:05:30,980 --> 00:05:33,259 Keep workin'! Keep workin'! 98 00:05:33,283 --> 00:05:35,417 And up! And up! 99 00:05:35,485 --> 00:05:38,645 You have seen this obstacle course demonstrated, 100 00:05:38,689 --> 00:05:40,605 and you will now run it! 101 00:05:40,673 --> 00:05:43,474 You move, and move fast! 102 00:05:43,543 --> 00:05:46,978 You are running under combat conditions! 103 00:05:47,047 --> 00:05:49,080 First four men, move! 104 00:05:51,935 --> 00:05:53,768 Second four men! 105 00:05:54,571 --> 00:05:56,671 I am watching you, Pyle. 106 00:05:57,607 --> 00:05:58,706 Move! 107 00:06:00,977 --> 00:06:03,412 Third four men, move out! 108 00:06:15,759 --> 00:06:17,237 What are you doing, Pyle? 109 00:06:17,261 --> 00:06:19,677 What in the world are you doing? 110 00:06:19,746 --> 00:06:22,547 Are you playing a game? Are you having fun? 111 00:06:22,616 --> 00:06:24,794 No, sir. This wall's a whole lot higher than I thought. 112 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:27,697 Well, would you like me to get you a little stepladder? 113 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:29,421 Oh, no. Thank you kindly, sir. 114 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:31,568 It's real nice of you to offer, but I'll keep tryin'. 115 00:06:31,592 --> 00:06:33,819 You better keep trying. I'm gonna get me an Honor Platoon 116 00:06:33,843 --> 00:06:35,510 and you will not foul it up! 117 00:06:35,579 --> 00:06:36,844 You hit this wall, 118 00:06:36,913 --> 00:06:39,997 you roll over this wall, and you move on! 119 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:42,011 Pyle, do you know why you're doing this? 120 00:06:42,035 --> 00:06:44,135 It's to train you for combat. 121 00:06:44,204 --> 00:06:47,956 Don't you understand? You're being shot at, Pyle! 122 00:06:48,025 --> 00:06:50,458 Shazam! I better get over it this time, hadn't I? 123 00:06:52,262 --> 00:06:55,380 I think if you'd give me a heist this one time, Sergeant, I might make it. 124 00:07:12,883 --> 00:07:14,382 Much obliged, Sergeant! 125 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:17,285 Move! Move! Move! 126 00:07:20,424 --> 00:07:23,842 All right, move it, Pyle! Move it! Get in there! Move on through! 127 00:07:25,746 --> 00:07:28,429 All right, come on! Move it, move it, move it! 128 00:07:28,498 --> 00:07:31,749 Pyle, what are you doing in there? Taking a nap? 129 00:07:31,818 --> 00:07:34,786 Move it! Move it! 130 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:43,978 It's dark as the inside of a cow in there. 131 00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:45,547 Pyle, how did you... 132 00:07:45,615 --> 00:07:47,816 No, don't tell me. Just go! 133 00:07:47,884 --> 00:07:51,553 Hit that cargo net! Move it! Move it! Move, move, move! 134 00:08:06,053 --> 00:08:07,519 Hey, Sarge. 135 00:08:07,587 --> 00:08:09,265 Is that any way to go up a landing net, Pyle, feet first? 136 00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:10,399 Are you trying to be different? 137 00:08:10,423 --> 00:08:11,901 No, sir. I was just trying to... 138 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:13,903 Pyle, do you know your feet from your head? Yes, sir. 139 00:08:13,927 --> 00:08:16,527 Then how come your head's down here, your feet's up there? 140 00:08:16,596 --> 00:08:18,596 Well, that is a poser, ain't it? 141 00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:21,199 Pyle, I got an 80-year-old grandmother 142 00:08:21,268 --> 00:08:23,201 can go up a net better than that! 143 00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:25,603 Well, bless her heart. 144 00:08:25,671 --> 00:08:28,623 Get outta there! Outta there! Out! Out, out, out, out! 145 00:08:28,692 --> 00:08:31,860 You swing across! Swing across! 146 00:08:31,928 --> 00:08:34,829 You don't swing hard enough, you land in the drink! 147 00:08:34,898 --> 00:08:36,631 First four, move it! 148 00:08:36,700 --> 00:08:38,833 Let's go, come on! Go, go, go! 149 00:08:38,902 --> 00:08:41,369 Next four! Come on! Let's move it, move it, 150 00:08:41,437 --> 00:08:43,170 move it, move it, move it, move it! 151 00:08:44,340 --> 00:08:46,240 Let go! Let go! 152 00:08:47,544 --> 00:08:50,328 Pyle, get out of there! Get outta there! 153 00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:53,581 This ain't a ride, and this ain't Disneyland! 154 00:08:53,650 --> 00:08:56,162 Lucky thing I didn't have nothin' in my pockets, ain't it? 155 00:08:56,186 --> 00:08:59,387 Come on, get up here! Get... Get... 156 00:09:05,362 --> 00:09:07,061 It ain't very cold, is it? 157 00:09:08,197 --> 00:09:09,831 Pyle! 158 00:09:12,935 --> 00:09:15,748 How do you spell "friendly"? "I-e" or "e-i"? 159 00:09:15,772 --> 00:09:18,105 "I-e." Why? 160 00:09:18,174 --> 00:09:20,018 I was just writin' the folks back home. 161 00:09:20,042 --> 00:09:21,175 Oh. 162 00:09:21,244 --> 00:09:22,955 And I, uh, I suppose you're telling them 163 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:24,156 how much fun you're having 164 00:09:24,180 --> 00:09:26,531 and how friendly your DI is? 165 00:09:26,599 --> 00:09:28,661 How'd you know? What? 166 00:09:28,685 --> 00:09:31,219 You're actually writing that? I was kidding, Gomer! 167 00:09:31,288 --> 00:09:32,636 Our DI, friendly? 168 00:09:32,705 --> 00:09:34,172 Oh, he's a fine feller. 169 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,085 And you like him? You actually like him? 170 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:37,803 Oh, I like him fine. Don't you? 171 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:40,761 How can you like anybody who yells like that? He hollers all the time. 172 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:43,710 Oh, I expect he's got to do that to hold your attention. 173 00:09:43,766 --> 00:09:46,345 Why, if he talked soft, your mind would go to wanderin', 174 00:09:46,369 --> 00:09:48,214 and you'd probably stand there and stare at his nose. 175 00:09:48,238 --> 00:09:49,721 Oh, he's got to holler. 176 00:09:50,473 --> 00:09:53,757 Gomer... Ten-hut! JOHNSON: Pyle! 177 00:09:53,826 --> 00:09:55,259 Private Gomer Pyle! 178 00:09:55,312 --> 00:09:57,528 Report to Sergeant Carter in the duty hut, right away. 179 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,837 Yes, sir! Be right there! 180 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,712 I won't tell him we was talkin' about him. 181 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:04,719 On the double! Move, move! 182 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:13,556 Sir, Private Swanson requests permission to enter the duty hut! 183 00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:16,348 Hey, Sergeant Whipple, one of your people out here. 184 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,183 Yeah? 185 00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:23,199 Sir, Private Swanson requests permission to enter the duty hut! 186 00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:25,267 What's the matter with you, Private? You wearin' gloves? 187 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,691 Knock on that door! Let's hear it! 188 00:10:28,078 --> 00:10:29,918 Sir, Private Swanson requests... Get in here! 189 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:33,275 Sir, Private Swanson reporting as ordered! 190 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:35,277 Swanson, you talked in ranks today! Yes, sir! 191 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:37,613 When you're at attention, you don't talk! That clear? Yes, sir! 192 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:38,915 You gonna remember that? Yes, sir! 193 00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:40,316 Why are you whispering? Yes, sir! 194 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:41,580 Get outta here! 195 00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:44,186 Knucklehead. 196 00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:45,977 You think he's bad? 197 00:10:46,045 --> 00:10:48,405 Wait till you see the one I got. 198 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:51,249 Hey, Sarge! All right to come in? 199 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:53,317 See what I mean? 200 00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:56,148 Pyle, you were told your first day here how to enter a duty hut! 201 00:10:56,172 --> 00:10:59,332 Oh, I'm sorry, I... Get out and do it right! 202 00:11:04,547 --> 00:11:08,049 Sir, Private Pyle requests permission to enter the duty hut. 203 00:11:08,117 --> 00:11:09,311 Did you hear somethin'? 204 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:10,601 Yeah. Sounded like mice. 205 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,453 Pyle, hit that hatch! 206 00:11:13,823 --> 00:11:14,973 Hit the what? 207 00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:16,491 The door! The door! 208 00:11:21,631 --> 00:11:23,631 Sir, Private Pyle requests permission 209 00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:24,932 to enter the duty hut! 210 00:11:25,001 --> 00:11:27,168 I can't hear you! 211 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:33,908 Sir, Private Pyle requests permission 212 00:11:33,977 --> 00:11:35,209 to enter the duty hut! 213 00:11:35,278 --> 00:11:36,678 Get in here! 214 00:11:42,151 --> 00:11:43,485 Over here! 215 00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:47,889 Sir, Private Pyle reportin' as ordered! 216 00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:49,691 Corporal said you wanted to see me. 217 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:52,993 Ewe? Ewe? What's a "ewe"? A "ewe" is a sheep, ain't it? 218 00:11:53,063 --> 00:11:54,840 It sure is. It's a female sheep. 219 00:11:54,864 --> 00:11:56,531 Is that what I look like? 220 00:11:56,599 --> 00:11:58,527 No, sir. You don't look like no female sheep. 221 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,345 Do I look like a male sheep? 222 00:12:00,369 --> 00:12:02,070 Well, not that neither. 223 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:04,050 Though they do say some folks look like animals. 224 00:12:04,074 --> 00:12:05,718 Wally, the feller I worked for back home, 225 00:12:05,742 --> 00:12:07,653 everybody said he looked like a gopher. 226 00:12:07,677 --> 00:12:09,637 He had these little bitty eyes and short ears... 227 00:12:09,663 --> 00:12:11,990 Pyle! He was a wonderful feller, though. 228 00:12:12,014 --> 00:12:13,559 I mean, for a man that looked like a gopher. 229 00:12:13,583 --> 00:12:16,450 Knock it off! 230 00:12:16,519 --> 00:12:19,087 Pyle, are you here because you personally wanna see to it 231 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,622 that I don't get another Honor Platoon? Are you? 232 00:12:21,691 --> 00:12:23,991 Oh, no, sir. You don't like me! 233 00:12:24,060 --> 00:12:25,804 Yes, sir, I like you. No, you don't. 234 00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:27,762 You don't like me, do you? 235 00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:29,975 Yes, sir, I like you. For a feller I've known such a little bitty time, 236 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,699 I like you just fine. 237 00:12:31,768 --> 00:12:33,979 Course, I don't love you, but that's 'cause you ain't kin. 238 00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:37,323 If you was kin, I might love you, but I do like you. 239 00:12:38,457 --> 00:12:40,841 Well, if you like me, boy, shape up. 240 00:12:40,910 --> 00:12:42,877 Get yourself squared away. 241 00:12:42,946 --> 00:12:44,790 I'm gonna get me another Honor Platoon, 242 00:12:44,814 --> 00:12:47,214 and you will pull your own weight! 243 00:12:47,283 --> 00:12:49,011 Am I gettin' through to you? 244 00:12:49,035 --> 00:12:50,200 Yes, sir. 245 00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:51,702 Then get outta here! 246 00:12:55,174 --> 00:12:58,294 And I do like you... Get outta here! Outta here! 247 00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:04,715 And I like you, too. Oh, yeah. 248 00:13:11,341 --> 00:13:12,774 I'm sorry, sir. 249 00:13:12,842 --> 00:13:14,776 I just came back to ask you, 250 00:13:14,844 --> 00:13:16,243 do you like me? 251 00:13:36,699 --> 00:13:39,633 Left and left and left! 252 00:13:39,702 --> 00:13:42,103 Two! Three! And left! 253 00:13:43,606 --> 00:13:46,473 Left and left and left! 254 00:13:46,542 --> 00:13:49,143 Two! Three! And left! 255 00:13:50,346 --> 00:13:53,381 Left and left and left! 256 00:13:53,449 --> 00:13:55,917 Two! Three! And left! 257 00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:58,831 You think it's funny, Private? 258 00:13:58,855 --> 00:14:00,332 Somethin' funny about all this? 259 00:14:00,356 --> 00:14:03,491 You run this obstacle course, you run it right! 260 00:14:03,559 --> 00:14:05,727 I want an Honor Platoon! 261 00:14:05,795 --> 00:14:08,040 Get over that wall! Get over it! 262 00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:10,098 What are you doin' to me? 263 00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:12,299 Pyle! Pyle! 264 00:14:12,368 --> 00:14:14,502 Pyle! Pyle! 265 00:16:13,155 --> 00:16:14,756 Pyle! 266 00:16:14,824 --> 00:16:15,923 Pyle! 267 00:16:17,026 --> 00:16:18,192 Pyle! 268 00:16:20,697 --> 00:16:23,448 Pyle! Wake up, boy! Come on, wake up! 269 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,961 Corporal Johnson says you've been excused from duty for the day. 270 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,229 I wanna know what's the matter with you! 271 00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:29,286 You sick? Pyle, do you hear me? 272 00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:33,235 Pyle, I wanna know what's the matter with you! 273 00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:34,992 Come on, boy, wake up! Up, up, up, up! 274 00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:36,160 Hmm? Hmm? 275 00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:37,528 You up now? 276 00:16:37,596 --> 00:16:38,774 Why can't you work today, boy? 277 00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:40,331 Come on, what is it? 278 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,269 Pyle, are you awake? 279 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,804 Can you hear me? 280 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,490 Hey, Vince, I meant to ask you, 281 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:06,857 how's your problem child? 282 00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:08,792 Huh? Gomer Pyle. 283 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,206 What do you mean, how is he? 284 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:12,441 He's a knucklehead, that's how he is. 285 00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:14,410 You know he reported to sick bay this morning, 286 00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:15,811 got himself excused from duty, 287 00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:18,269 and he's been stretched out on his rack all day? 288 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:21,139 No kidding? All day! 289 00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,374 People are all secure, Sergeant. 290 00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:24,775 What about Pyle? 291 00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:26,177 He's still asleep. 292 00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:27,811 He's still asleep? 293 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,097 Hey, maybe he's dead. 294 00:17:30,165 --> 00:17:32,265 No. No such luck. 295 00:17:32,334 --> 00:17:34,046 What's he got anyway? Did you find out? 296 00:17:34,070 --> 00:17:36,687 Well, sick bay says he has "acute asthenia." 297 00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:38,472 What's that? 298 00:17:38,541 --> 00:17:40,241 Complete exhaustion, fatigue. 299 00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:43,928 Fatigue? From what? What did he do? What did he do? 300 00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:47,665 5,000 boots in this camp and I gotta catch one with a... 301 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:51,035 With a... "Acute asthenia." 302 00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:52,804 Yeah. 303 00:17:58,511 --> 00:17:59,676 Hey, Duke. 304 00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:00,811 Gomer? 305 00:18:00,879 --> 00:18:02,157 How do you feel, buddy? 306 00:18:02,181 --> 00:18:03,892 Fine. You ain't sick? 307 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,149 No, I feel real good. 308 00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:06,850 Y'all ready for breakfast? 309 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,886 Breakfast? Man, it's time to go to sleep. 310 00:18:09,955 --> 00:18:12,401 You really sacked out, buddy. You've been sleepin' all day. 311 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,702 All day? Uh-huh. 312 00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:15,058 Shazam! 313 00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:16,994 Was the Sergeant mad? 314 00:18:17,062 --> 00:18:19,774 Well, he said, so far, it looks like you're the only one 315 00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:22,211 standin' in the way of him getting another Honor Platoon. 316 00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:23,745 He said that? Yeah. 317 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:26,249 'Cause you can't make that obstacle course. 318 00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:28,705 Good night, buddy. 319 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:21,660 Private! 320 00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,430 Good evening, sir. 321 00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,510 What's your name, Private? Gomer Pyle, sir. 322 00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:29,744 What are you doing here, Pyle? 323 00:19:29,768 --> 00:19:30,979 I'm runnin' the obstacle course. 324 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,486 And I'm really doing it, too. 325 00:19:32,555 --> 00:19:34,065 Why? Are you being punished? 326 00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:36,135 Oh, no, sir. You see, it's like this. 327 00:19:36,159 --> 00:19:38,971 Sergeant Carter, he's my DI, that means "Drill Instructor"... 328 00:19:38,995 --> 00:19:40,945 I know. 329 00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:42,391 Well, anyways, he's had these three Honor Platoons in a row. 330 00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:43,681 Ain't that wonderful? 331 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,460 Yes, but I don't see what that has... 332 00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:47,195 Well, I didn't wanna be the cause of him not gettin' another one, 333 00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:49,197 'cause he's really got his heart set on it. 334 00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:51,700 Don't you know it's gonna make his mama and daddy proud? 335 00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,502 So, what I'm doing is, I'm out here practicin', 336 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:54,870 and I'm doin' real good, too. 337 00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:57,428 Do you wanna see me? Uh, no, Private! 338 00:19:57,496 --> 00:20:00,108 I think you'd better get back to your hut and, uh, and get some rest. 339 00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:01,376 What did you say your name was? 340 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:02,800 Private Gomer Pyle, sir. 341 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,730 You can call me Gomer if you want to. 342 00:20:04,754 --> 00:20:05,836 Yes. 343 00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:07,215 You sure you don't want to see me do it? 344 00:20:07,239 --> 00:20:08,316 It won't take me but a minute. 345 00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:09,518 Uh, no. Never mind. 346 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,587 You go on back to your quarters. 347 00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:13,977 Yes, sir. Good evenin', sir. 348 00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:27,418 Don't tell me. Pyle's in sick bay again. Right. 349 00:20:27,442 --> 00:20:29,121 Yeah. And it's that same... That, uh... 350 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,944 "Acute asthenia." 351 00:20:31,013 --> 00:20:33,313 We'll see about that. Where you goin'? 352 00:20:33,382 --> 00:20:35,226 To see the Battalion Commander 353 00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:37,729 and get him thrown out of here, him and his athenia! 354 00:20:37,753 --> 00:20:39,433 Asthenia. I know! I know! 355 00:20:42,524 --> 00:20:43,774 Come in. 356 00:20:48,447 --> 00:20:50,058 Sir, Gunnery Sergeant Carter 357 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,194 reporting to Battalion Commander with a request. 358 00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:54,551 At ease, Carter. What's on your mind? 359 00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:56,932 Well, sir, it's about one of my recruits, 360 00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,889 a Private Gomer Pyle. 361 00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:02,343 Sir, he is about... Oh, Gomer Pyle, yes. 362 00:21:02,411 --> 00:21:04,022 Oh, the Colonel's already heard about him? 363 00:21:04,046 --> 00:21:05,457 I'm not one bit surprised... 364 00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:08,149 Carter, I don't know how you do it, but you do it. 365 00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:10,450 Sir? 366 00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:13,087 Now, don't be modest, Carter. 367 00:21:13,156 --> 00:21:15,022 To inspire conscientiousness in a recruit 368 00:21:15,091 --> 00:21:17,836 that'll make him want to go out and run that obstacle course at night, 369 00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:20,460 when he ought to be sleeping, you gotta be pretty persuasive. 370 00:21:20,496 --> 00:21:22,045 Sir? 371 00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:24,126 Well, there he was, last night, your Gomer Pyle, 372 00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:26,083 running that obstacle course like a veteran 373 00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:28,419 and telling me what a great DI you are. 374 00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:29,820 How do you do it, Carter? 375 00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:32,009 It's no wonder you get Honor Platoons. 376 00:21:32,057 --> 00:21:35,176 I wish you'd share your secret with the other DIs at this base. 377 00:21:35,244 --> 00:21:36,989 We could use more men like you. 378 00:21:37,013 --> 00:21:39,296 And more recruits like Gomer Pyle, right? 379 00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:42,277 What was your request, Sergeant? 380 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,246 You wanna make Pyle your guidon bearer? 381 00:21:44,270 --> 00:21:46,982 You go right ahead. You don't have to ask me about that. 382 00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:49,246 Well, carry on, Sergeant. 383 00:21:55,882 --> 00:21:57,322 Is there anything else, Sergeant? 384 00:21:58,533 --> 00:22:00,167 Sergeant? Sir? 385 00:22:01,137 --> 00:22:02,602 Oh, no, sir. 386 00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:04,689 Thank you, sir. 387 00:22:26,212 --> 00:22:27,411 Attention! 388 00:22:27,479 --> 00:22:28,691 Hold it down! Hold it down! 389 00:22:28,715 --> 00:22:30,159 What's the matter with you knuckleheads? 390 00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:32,583 Can't you see we got a man sleepin' here? 391 00:22:32,752 --> 00:22:34,384 As you were. 392 00:22:34,453 --> 00:22:35,853 Pipe down. 393 00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:37,487 This boy needs his sleep. 394 00:22:41,127 --> 00:22:42,559 He's got acute athenia. 395 00:23:00,295 --> 00:23:01,528 Pyle! 396 00:23:03,799 --> 00:23:05,466 Hey, Sergeant, sir. 397 00:23:05,534 --> 00:23:07,278 What do you think you're doin' out here, boy? 398 00:23:07,302 --> 00:23:09,180 Well, sir, I was just... Don't you know the punishment 399 00:23:09,204 --> 00:23:11,316 for leaving your quarters after you've been secured for the night? 400 00:23:11,340 --> 00:23:12,751 Yes, sir, but... What are you trying to do? 401 00:23:12,775 --> 00:23:14,319 Get yourself court-martialed, boy? 402 00:23:14,343 --> 00:23:16,421 No, sir. Then what are you doin' out here? 403 00:23:16,445 --> 00:23:18,111 Well, sir, the fact is 404 00:23:18,180 --> 00:23:20,900 I've been comin' out here to practice runnin' that obstacle course. 405 00:23:20,949 --> 00:23:23,183 I wanted to help you get that there Honor Platoon. 406 00:23:23,252 --> 00:23:24,818 And you won't believe this, sir, 407 00:23:24,887 --> 00:23:26,565 but I think I got this course licked. 408 00:23:26,589 --> 00:23:28,066 You have, huh? Yes, sir. Here, let me show you. 409 00:23:28,090 --> 00:23:29,490 No. That's all right. 410 00:23:29,558 --> 00:23:31,035 I'd be glad to do it. It won't take me but a minute. 411 00:23:31,059 --> 00:23:32,593 No, never mind. No. 412 00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:34,806 Uh, look, boy, it's good you can run the course, 413 00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:36,408 but you gotta do it during regular hours. 414 00:23:36,432 --> 00:23:38,231 You understand? Yes, sir. 415 00:23:38,300 --> 00:23:40,178 Now, tomorrow you can show me how good you can do it. 416 00:23:40,202 --> 00:23:42,135 Yes, sir. And I do it real good, too. 417 00:23:42,204 --> 00:23:45,171 I shove off just right and go right across and everything. 418 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:46,618 Here, let me show you. No, no! 419 00:23:46,642 --> 00:23:48,442 Tomorrow, tomorrow. 420 00:23:48,511 --> 00:23:51,289 You get back to your quarters now. Yes, sir. 421 00:23:51,313 --> 00:23:52,553 Where's your cap? 422 00:23:53,816 --> 00:23:55,282 You're standin' on it, sir. 423 00:23:55,350 --> 00:23:56,383 Oh. 424 00:24:00,790 --> 00:24:02,188 What happened, Sergeant? 425 00:24:02,257 --> 00:24:04,217 Didn't you give yourself a good enough push? 426 00:24:04,259 --> 00:24:06,037 See, when you go all the way across like that, 427 00:24:06,061 --> 00:24:07,394 you gotta shove off real hard. 428 00:24:07,463 --> 00:24:08,823 And then you'll swing right back, 429 00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:10,931 and your weight will take you all the way over. 430 00:24:10,999 --> 00:24:12,165 I did it.